fear me dear.

rneerkat:

in my science class we had to take care of baby chickens and one of my friends forgot to give his water one day so i said “lamborghini mercy, your chick she so thirsty” and then we all started breakdancing including tom hanks who kinda just appeared out of nowhere

(Source: rneerkat, via consvltingdetective)

joshpeck:

mood: no

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt, via pizza)

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via im-just-a-cupcake)

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via orgasm)

falseretribution:

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